Monday, December 3, 2007

A must read story to all Professionals - When MAnagement want to sack you

You just cannot flee from the clutches of TOPMANAGEMENT and the fiction underneath stresses on that.
Read it and you would know.
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and LalooPrasad Yadav were travelling in an auto rickshaw. Theymet with an accident and all three of them died. YamaRaja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep ofdeath.He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.. But, forLaloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sentto HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asksYama as to why this discrimination is being made.Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them toappear for an English test.PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does itcorrectly.Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell"CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He saysthis is not fair and that he was given a toughquestion and thus forced to fail with false intent.Having been a student of history (which the other twoweren't), he now requested for all the 3 to besubjected to a test in history.Yama says OK but this would be the last chance andthat he would not take any more tests.PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?".
He replied "1947" and passed.Advani is asked "How many people died during theindependence struggle?".He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3options:100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Nameand Address of each of the 200,000 who died in thestruggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go toHELL.

Moral of the story- IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE ISNO ESCAPE !!!

I have received this illusive story from my friend and being a accused , I have to tell this all my friends.
Keep reading, I will be back .
Say cheers to life and take good care of yourself.

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